Top 3 Partial Retard of 2005

A simple dedication to all the moron of 2005. I even created a name for all these special individual..

'partial retard', simply means, these morons are by all means not entirely stupid, just part of their brain is basically fried or torched under the scorching sun for too long to function properly. See, partial brain malfunction thus they only have half a brain to utilise resulting them to be lack of common sense and IQ.

the list in no particular order;

Kancil WEU 193 owner - the 'partial retard driver' who cant even swing his damn ever so 'big' kancil into a humongous parking lot properly, unfortunately, my baby was parked next to this lot he was attempting to park into with his 'kopi-o' lincense, guess what this retard did? he bang into my car, hitting the right side fender squarely, and guess what did he do? he just parked his car into the parking lot leaving his car ever so ugly silver paint on my baby with a huge dent in front of his car where he hit into my baby with, maybe he thinks I am blind like him.You tell me, he's just stupid or what?

Mr. Y - the 'IQ & EQ partial retard', a fellow contractor I have closely liase with, as a result, I have to deal with his algae height IQ and his hyena like laughther, at his own jokes (no one else find it funny except him, himself, get it?)

This 'tard' actually thought that HIV could be transmitted through teeth, teeth?....? the fact that, HIV could only be contracted through wounds, injuries, in other word, anything that involves blood and sexual contact and i told him that I have not heard the latest discovery of HIV bacteria living on enamel yet, and you know what he said to save his embarassment?

" our gums could bleed when you are kissing.."

obviously this tard has very little experience of snogging anyone, what are the odds of while you are kissing someone then your gums bleed?..? he makes snogging sounds like 'attacking each other gums'. What an intellectual.

Ms. L - the 'pretentious retard', this tard will tell anyone who listens that she has a Master in The Retard School, she happens to be an admin manager in my company and her responsibility is to ensure no one in the company uses more than 1piece of toilet paper per entry to the toilet.

Menial tasks for someone with a master. Happens to be a mix of Spanish or something with chinese thus have a name that sounds like 'ginjal' to me and walks like a hunch back penguin all the time. Imagine the hunchback of notre dome with a penquin for face, nice ain't it?

Once our OBM system was infected with virus, the whole system was screwed, messing up with every data available, 'p tard' instructed our pc genius to block everyone's internet except for hers of course and those of higher ranks, naturally mine got blocked as well, well her reason, to prevent the virus from making a comeback.

Of course, I made a big hassle out of it, then my GM of higher ranking instructed 'p tard' to unblock my internet traffic as I need internet to communicate with customers (email) and of course to do research (whereas could you do a good thorough research?)

Of which she did, unwillingly on the same day of my discovery and when the box for the her to type in the password popped up, guess what she did? right hand typing the password, she used her left hand to cover the pc screen, COVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN? WTF...i...speechless* ...

p/s : miss p tard, i don't think Bill Gates is that stupid when he created Microsoft.

By the way, i think her brain was infected by trojan viruses as well when the last attack occured..

These are the top 3 champs for 2005, of course the are consolation prize as well, thus the list shall be continued..