Ok let me enlighten you all about my theory of Vday from a GIRL'S perception before you got your blood and brain sucked out by all this Vday hype. Okay la is only MY point of view but most of my friends/girls do agree with me though.
Flowers especially rose is only 50cents per stalk on normal days even chin ming okay, and on this VDAY price is gonna hiked up to 10bucks per-stalk and if YOU still insist on getting this damn thing that will wither and die, I pity your boyfriend and those guys out there who just help cameron highland to grow another thousand hectre of rose bushes by donating half of their salary.
So you got the point, I am not really into flowers especially on Vday as I do not see the point of getting yourself cut throat by florist.
No teddy bears either cos is going to be display in some hidden corner and melt into a puddle of dust
But chocolates is acceptable, edible stuff especially when I get my period and I crave for something super uber sweet. Apart from those days, they are gonna be tuck into the fridge, frozen and turn into a chocolate ice cube until someone discover them.
Obviously someONE forgot to consider majority of GIRLS and my opinion and sent a whole damn christmas/rose tree to my colleague.
I mean guys please do your homework 1st before blindingly trying to surprise her, well she doesn't appear to be happy or SURPRISE about the whole blardy tree.
However the tree is still worth to be check out man, it cost a freaking thousand plus. . . I saw money. . all over the baybeh..mmm..
* 5'' 1' rose tree
* Up close and personal
* Look what's in the bamboo basket
* Roses enough to last a lifetime
*and there's more. . . $$$ sign. .
o_O
He can now carved his name on a quarter of Cameron Highland.
By now every single girl WOULD HAVE melted in an ocean of jealousy, rose tree, dried sticks and all.
I wonder how much this fella spent? Let's see how he fare in his effort. .
A- effort
A- generousity
F- practicality
F- smartness
F- brain/IQ/and whatever that's left . .
I give him an E overall, and triple F for practicality cos my colleague could not even log it back home. It ended up decorating the office without anyone to appreciate it on Valentine's night. How sad . .
By the way,what fun is there watching the whole freaking rose tree collapse, shrivel up and die?
That's not sweet okay, that's damn sad.
Get her a plastic rose tree next time, at least THAT is lighter to drag back home and THAT will last forever .
No comments:
Post a Comment